HOLY FUCK. WHOEVER MADE THIS SHOULD BE SLAPPED.
**** HOW TO WRITE WELL.
NOT GOOD DAMNIT. SO. GRAMMATICALLY. INCORRECT.
[edit: yes I realize now that this whole thing was a joke. I was exhausted and did not take the time to read it so you do not all need to tell me to calm down and shit because @rainbowballz already pointed it out to me. KTHXBAI.]